Sneaky Fart Candle – Funny Novelty Scented Candle, Gag Gift for Him or Her, Coconut Soy Wax Wooden Wick
Some fragrances make a statement. This one makes an exit.
Sneaky Fart is the candle for the quiet professional — the one who strikes without warning and denies without shame. Released with confidence. Denied with dignity. Behind the elegant botanical label and refined frosted-glass vessel lies a name no one at the dinner party will say out loud, which is precisely why it's the funniest thing on the shelf.
It's the gift that gets the biggest laugh at the white elephant, the birthday, or the housewarming — a genuinely nice candle wrapped around a genuinely stupid joke. They'll display it just to make people do a double-take.
Hand-poured in the USA in small batches:
- 11 oz frosted glass vessel with natural wood lid
- Coconut soy wax blend for a clean, even burn
- Crackling wooden wick — the cozy campfire sound, minus the accusations
- Approx. 50-hour burn time
- Elegant botanical label (the fancy part) with an absurd name (the point)
- 5 Scents to choose from
Light it, breathe deep, and blame the dog. We won't tell.
An American, Veteran-owned brand.
| 11oz | |
|---|---|
| Diameter, in | 2.93 |
| Height (with lid), in | 3.75 |
| Circumference, in | 9.20 |