Yellowstone National Park Funny Bison T-Shirt | Do Not Pet the Fluffy Cows | National Park Humor Tee | Wildlife Safety Shirt | Tourist Gift

Every summer, somebody in Yellowstone learns the hard way that bison are not, in fact, fluffy cows. This tee immortalizes that lesson with a vintage-style illustration of a 2,000-pound "fluffy cow" launching an overly friendly tourist into low Earth orbit — complete with distressed national park artwork and the timeless warning: Do not pet the Fluffy Cows.

Perfect for national park lovers, road trippers, park rangers who are tired of repeating themselves, and anyone who's ever watched a tourist video and yelled "WHY ARE YOU GETTING CLOSER?"

Printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000 — a soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton tee that's comfortable enough for a full day of (respectfully distant) wildlife viewing.

• Soft ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort
• Classic unisex fit — true to size
• Durable print that holds up wash after wash

Makes a great gift for hikers, campers, Yellowstone visitors, and everyone who respects the 25-yard rule.

Free Flight Merch — an American, Veteran-owned company.

The Gildan Softstyle® 64000 redefines casual comfort with a modern unisex cut and ultra-soft materials. Solid colors are 100% cotton, while heathers and sport grey use polyester blends for added durability. Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, there are no side seams for a smoother fit, and the ribbed-knit collar helps prevent curling. Whether for printing or everyday wear, the Gildan 64000 stands out as a dependable wardrobe staple.

Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
.: This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester