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And this raccoon? This raccoon is NOT okay.

This hilarious hand-sketched tee captures the exact moment a wild animal realizes it's been mistaken for a house pet — wide eyes, mid-scramble, one paw already headed for the fence. It's for anyone who's ever been dramatically misunderstood, wildly miscategorized, or lovingly pursued by someone who refuses to read the room. We've all been this raccoon.

It's the perfect shirt for raccoon enthusiasts, parents of fearless children, wildlife rehabbers with stories to tell, and anyone whose sense of humor leans just a little bit feral. Guaranteed to get a laugh at the cookout — and maybe a knowing nod from anyone who's ever had to explain "no sweetie, that's NOT a kitty."

He's printed on the fan-favorite Gildan Softstyle 64000 — a soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton tee with a modern fit that's comfortable enough to wear on the run. Which, coincidentally, is this raccoon's entire personality.

• Soft 100% ring-spun cotton (4.5 oz) for all-day comfort
• Lightweight modern unisex fit — true to size
• Durable double-needle stitching at sleeves and hem
• Long-lasting print that won't bail over the fence after a few washes
• Perfect gift for raccoon lovers, animal humor fans, and the dramatically misunderstood

Runs true to size with a slightly tailored fit. If between sizes, size up for a more relaxed look.

Ships from Free Flight Merch — an American, Veteran-owned company.

The Gildan Softstyle® 64000 redefines casual comfort with a modern unisex cut and ultra-soft materials. Solid colors are 100% cotton, while heathers and sport grey use polyester blends for added durability. Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, there are no side seams for a smoother fit, and the ribbed-knit collar helps prevent curling. Whether for printing or everyday wear, the Gildan 64000 stands out as a dependable wardrobe staple.

Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
.: This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester