{"product_id":"sneaky-fart-candle-funny-novelty-scented-candle-gag-gift-for-him-or-her-coconut-soy-wax-wooden-wick","title":"Sneaky Fart Candle – Funny Novelty Scented Candle, Gag Gift for Him or Her, Coconut Soy Wax Wooden Wick","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSome fragrances make a statement. This one makes an exit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSneaky Fart is the candle for the quiet professional — the one who strikes without warning and denies without shame. Released with confidence. Denied with dignity. Behind the elegant botanical label and refined frosted-glass vessel lies a name no one at the dinner party will say out loud, which is precisely why it's the funniest thing on the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIt's the gift that gets the biggest laugh at the white elephant, the birthday, or the housewarming — a genuinely nice candle wrapped around a genuinely stupid joke. They'll display it just to make people do a double-take.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eHand-poured in the USA in small batches:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e11 oz frosted glass vessel with natural wood lid\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCoconut soy wax blend for a clean, even burn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCrackling wooden wick — the cozy campfire sound, minus the accusations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eApprox. 50-hour burn time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eElegant botanical label (the fancy part) with an absurd name (the point)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e5 Scents to choose from\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eLight it, breathe deep, and blame the dog. We won't tell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAn American, Veteran-owned brand.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDiameter, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e2.93\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight (with lid), in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eCircumference, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Vanilla \/ 11oz","offer_id":49243741716715,"sku":"76382221395685715622","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mango Coconut \/ 11oz","offer_id":49243741749483,"sku":"18759961958739369297","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ 11oz","offer_id":49243741782251,"sku":"67739647628180088952","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blackberry Vanilla \/ 11oz","offer_id":49243741815019,"sku":"30694794321071271116","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss and Amber \/ 11oz","offer_id":49243741847787,"sku":"20027026808281900407","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/2593\/9179\/files\/20260817141519-1f19a461-3924-688e-b9d2-565afb75f4c5.png?v=1786976801","url":"https:\/\/freeflightmerch.com\/products\/sneaky-fart-candle-funny-novelty-scented-candle-gag-gift-for-him-or-her-coconut-soy-wax-wooden-wick","provider":"Free Flight Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}