{"product_id":"sneaky-fart-candle-funny-gag-gift-blackberry-vanilla-wooden-wick-candle-coconut-soy-wax-for-white-elephant-birthdays","title":"Sneaky Fart Candle – Funny Gag Gift | Blackberry Vanilla Wooden Wick Candle | Coconut Soy Wax for White Elephant \u0026 Birthdays","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eLight it. Walk away. Deny everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe Sneaky Fart Candle is the perfect gift for the friend who blames the dog, the coworker who clears rooms, and frankly anyone who's ever lifted a cheek in a crowded elevator and stared straight ahead like nothing happened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eDon't let the dainty floral label fool you — this candle is dressed up like a Sunday brunch but named for the moment that ruins it. It's a beautiful contradiction, much like the people who'll receive it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eHere's the twist: despite the name, it actually smells \u003cem\u003eincredible\u003c\/em\u003e. We're talking \u003cstrong\u003eBlackberry Vanilla\u003c\/strong\u003e — sweet, fruity, and warm, the exact opposite of what the label threatens. (We're funny, not monsters.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eIlluminate your home with the enchanting glow of this 11oz frost candle, featuring a unique wooden wick that crackles gently as it burns. It's more than just a light source — it's an elegant piece of decor that adds beauty and lush scent to any room, right up until someone reads the label and loses it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCoconut soy blended wax, hand-poured in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eNatural off-white color — no dyes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCrackling wooden wick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFrosted glass vessel with a raw maple lid\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e11oz vessel \/ 9oz wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e~50 hour average burn time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlackberry Vanilla\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhite elephant and Secret Santa gift exchanges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe friend who thinks they're hilarious (they're not, but you love them)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBirthdays, housewarmings, or any occasion that could use a little immaturity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBathroom decor with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eGive the gift of plausible deniability — and a genuinely great-smelling room. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Blackberry Vanilla \/ 11oz","offer_id":48919603970283,"sku":"10248520069196703256","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/2593\/9179\/files\/17279501694135240908_2048.jpg?v=1782312212","url":"https:\/\/freeflightmerch.com\/products\/sneaky-fart-candle-funny-gag-gift-blackberry-vanilla-wooden-wick-candle-coconut-soy-wax-for-white-elephant-birthdays","provider":"Free Flight Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}