{"product_id":"cropduster-video-club-shirt-funny-retro-80s-90s-fart-humor-tee","title":"Cropduster Video Club Shirt – Funny Retro 80s 90s Fart Humor Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eRemember when \"rewinding\" was a moral obligation and the scariest words in the English language were \"this title is currently checked out\"? The Cropduster Video Club is here to take you back — minus the late fees, plus the late… everything else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis retro video-rental parody tee celebrates a simpler time: no streaming, no buffering, no endless scrolling through 9,000 shows you'll never watch. Just you, a sticky carpet, a wall of cardboard sleeves, and one perfectly-timed silent release in the New Releases aisle. Membership has its privileges. And its odors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ePrinted on a Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee, it's built like the tank of a VHS player you grew up with — thick, durable, and ready for years of re-wearing (rewinding optional). Perfect for dads, '80s and '90s kids, fart-joke connoisseurs, and anyone whose personality peaked at the video store counter. Guaranteed to clear out an aisle faster than a 2-for-1 rental deal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eAvailable in royal blue and black. Cut the cheese, not the cord.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGildan 5000 heavy cotton tee — 100% cotton (heather colors may vary)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eClassic, roomy unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThick, durable fabric that holds up wash after wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAvailable in royal blue and black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz\/yd² \/ 180 g\/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.\u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.\u003cbr\u003e.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.\u003cbr\u003e.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.\u003cbr\u003e.: This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48890087637227,"sku":"28867068082924363114","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cobalt \/ S","offer_id":48890087669995,"sku":"32658067646592137158","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48890087702763,"sku":"24182944859185229520","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cobalt \/ M","offer_id":48890087735531,"sku":"24219974872718256658","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48890087768299,"sku":"19643945696430664280","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cobalt \/ L","offer_id":48890087801067,"sku":"46653676329907146996","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48890087833835,"sku":"22426131971074316739","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cobalt \/ XL","offer_id":48890087866603,"sku":"12728734178981559505","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48890087899371,"sku":"10911480565566831566","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cobalt \/ 2XL","offer_id":48890087932139,"sku":"44383209524545486414","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48890087964907,"sku":"24204767851062883291","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cobalt \/ 3XL","offer_id":48890087997675,"sku":"24970714344300820796","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48890088030443,"sku":"38233393821588392566","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48890088063211,"sku":"59427521929003084077","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/2593\/9179\/files\/20260616141743-1f1698e2-3f71-674c-a551-0a781baa415f.png?v=1781702367","url":"https:\/\/freeflightmerch.com\/products\/cropduster-video-club-shirt-funny-retro-80s-90s-fart-humor-tee","provider":"Free Flight Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}